we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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