fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Let's get the cat blown out
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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