i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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