Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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