It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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