WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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