What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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