Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
The best revenge is premature balding
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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