seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
