you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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