I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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