I have demons in me.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
You are a genius and a whore.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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