talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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