i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
We got so high we made milksteak
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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