They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I'm at about main and main street
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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