Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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