So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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