i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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