Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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