Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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