everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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