I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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