Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
i think im in europe. pls send help
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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