you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Randomize
