yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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