the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Randomize
