So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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