What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Shame - the story of my life.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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