I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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