Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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