is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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