I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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