Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
This is classic penis vs brain.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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