Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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