Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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