Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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