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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
So much Jack, so little girl.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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