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i know
yea but for you.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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