You can't motorboat a personality
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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