Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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