This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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