i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
