i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i think i have two assholes
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
There are leaves in my underwear?
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