I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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