You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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