i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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