i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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