Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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