just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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