You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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