You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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